Why does a mouse as it spins?
The quicker the fewer.
What is the square root of apples?
What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant?
How many priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I guess it's better to be lucky than good. Why don't we just give everybody a promotion and call it a night - 'Commander'?
When is the last time you saw a dog?
Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data? I'll be sure to note that in my log. Well, that's certainly good to know. You bet I'm agitated! I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane. I will obey your orders. I will serve this ship as First Officer. And in an attack against the Enterprise, I will die with this crew. But I will not break my oath of loyalty to Starfleet.
How Long is a Chinese name.